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Will Smith slapped a reporter
Will Smith was at the Moscow premiere of ‘Men in Black 3’ today when a male reporter tried to kiss him on the lips. That went over about as well as you might think and Smith backhanded him in the face (not hard; it looks worse in the second clip), then said, “He’s lucky [...]
Conan and Letterman made fun of Leno some more
It’s been 20 years since Jay Leno weaseled his way into hosting the Tonight Show, taking the job from David Letterman, and 2 years since he did the exact same thing to Conan O’Brien, which is why Letterman was absolutely delighted to have Conan on his show last night for the first time in 13 [...]
Lindsay helped ‘Glee’ to its lowest ratings ever
Lindsay Lohan has decided that her comeback is going so great that she’s gone ahead and moved into a mansion in Beverly Hills, the one pictured above, with a rent of $25,000 a month. To put that into context, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie just moved into a mansion with a rent of [...]
John Travolta did Jeff Conaway while he slept, another masseuse while awake
When we last left John Travolta, he was on a bit of a cold streak, getting shot down for gay sex by two male masseuses, but as we pick up the tale today, John has adjusted his strategy by hitting on masseuses who are actually gay, or simply by blowing his friends while they [...]
Henifaa Yopez is leaving ‘American Idol’
As was mentioned earlier, Jennifer Lopez has gone from the verge of obscurity to number 1 on the Forbes 100 in just 2 years, and she owes it all to ‘American Idol’ for making her relevant again.
So naturally, despite the fact that the show desperately wants her back for a third season, they [...]
Sacha Baron Cohen murdered Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht in Cannes today
What started out as an erotic afternoon of mutual ass rubbing in sexy bathing suits ended in tragedy today when Sacha Baron Cohen showed his penis to Elisabetta Canalis. Because she laughed and seemed to think it was small, despite his reassurances that his penis is actually quite enormous.
Tensions escalated when she attempted [...]
Robert Downey Jr. will make $50 million for ‘Avengers’
When all is said and done, ‘The Avengers’ will probably settle in as the third highest grossing movie of all time (after just 19 days it’s already number 11 with almost $1.1 billion), above the $1.32 billion the final ‘Harry Potter’ made, but well below the $2.78 billion for ‘Avatar’ and the $2.18 billion [...]
Khloe is pushing Lamar to make the Olympics, is insane
Khloe Kardashian is desperately hoping that her husband Lamar Odom will make the US team for the Summer Olympics in London, both for the sake of his career and the future of their relationship. And this may surprise, nay, stun you, but Khloe Kardashian is living in a delusional fantasy world. [...]
Kim Kardashian had a very forthright IMDb bio
Though it’s down now, up until today the bio for Kim Kardashian on IMDb was exactly what every bio on her should be; scathing. But here it is in all it’s former glory because uproxx thankfully saw it before her attorneys did.
Here’s how it began:
Kim Kardashian is emblematic of the shallowness [...]
Micaela Schaefer made the ‘Men in Black 3′ premiere hot
Model and attention whore Micaela Schaefer went to the German premiere of ‘Men in Black 3’ in Berlin last night wearing little more than a belt and video tape. Which covered like a belt and video tape. But everyone seemed to love it, even German Santa. No German Santa, look away, the children might [...]